me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto
(via tyleroakley)
if you don’t do the massive breath in radioactive then I don’t trust you
(Source: lauraosne, via cuddlefag)
“women are weaklings!”
i’m strong enough to carry
your corpse to the woods
this haiku is my favorite haiku
(via pizza)
You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA
(Source: havegotthatglitteronmyeyes, via p1kachu)
I’m so insecure like I could be married to my husband of 40 years and I would still wonder if he likes me or not
(Source: macarena-of-time, via avutar)